May 2013
May 21st
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trashtalkingtophat asked: What would your advice to young, aspiring heroes be?
May 20th
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lestat616 asked: Noble Thor, might I ask why there is Thor-sday but no Loki-sday?
May 20th
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trashtalkingtophat asked: Strange. I've submitted many queries that have gone unanswered. Are you ignoring me, god of thunder?
May 20th
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thedoctorplusone asked: what is your favorite place in Midgard?
May 20th
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MIDGARDIANS OF THE PORTAL OF TUMBLR
I FIND MYSELF WITH AN EXCESS OF TIME AND MINIMUM OF MEANS TO OCCUPY IT SUBMIT YOUR QUERIES
May 20th
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kneel-to-your--king asked: POPPED TARTS MAKE YOU FAT.
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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Glass Half Empty →
//An amusing note on the consequences of a glass being half empty
May 3rd
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ejchem asked: Is the glass half full, or half empty?
May 3rd
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Anonymous asked: Thor, would you ever consider wearing a bow tie?
May 3rd
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GOOD MORNING, MIDGARDIANS
I FIND MYSELF IN A MOOD FOR ENTERTAINMENT SUBMIT YOUR QUERIES
May 3rd
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HAPPY THORSDAY
kneel-to-your-king: thor-in-midgard: THE MAN OF IRON’S NEW FILM IS RELEASED TO THEATERS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO ATTENDING THE VIEWING THIS EVENING ((IM GOING @ 9PM :D are you going at midnight? )) // ten something
May 2nd
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HAPPY THORSDAY
THE MAN OF IRON’S NEW FILM IS RELEASED TO THEATERS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO ATTENDING THE VIEWING THIS EVENING
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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allfairinloveandthor: i want to find a company that lists “uses during zombie apocalypse” on their tools’ warning and use labels  //”Use this hammer to drive and pull nails [or strike approaching zombies] only. Flying chips can result in eye injury or other injuries [but are generally ineffective against the undead].”
May 1st
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kneel-to-your-king: thor-in-midgard replied to your post: ((so my name in my ipad is Kaitlyn, but it just… my name in my iphone is thor, i don’t know what siri calls me ((ASK HER WHAT YOUR NAME IS)) THOR  in all caps and everything
May 1st
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Anonymous asked: How many licks does it take to get tp the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Anonymous asked: Can you make it thunder and lightening dramatically down on Midgard in five to ten minutes I need to reveal my evil plan to someone
Apr 29th
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Anonymous asked: Thor my dog is very afraid of thunder and crys and hides whenever he hears it
Apr 29th
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seneko asked: Thor, I actually feel kinda bad to admit it, but I think your brother is not so bad after all. But maybe you should try and.. give him a hug or something? I think he needs that. Everyone sometimes needs.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Anonymous asked: Thor, I need motivation to endure a hard week of school. Can you help?
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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allfairinloveandthor: and i slowly gain followers on the personal
Apr 28th
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auxiliaria asked: Oh come on Thor, that's not available at the stores down here. Tell us your real secret for your occasional hiatus' down on earth.
Apr 28th
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auxiliaria asked: I personally like to upkeep a rather strong mane of hair, but being a woman: that's somewhat easy to do. My question is, how do you keep your luxurious locks so fresh and volumous, seeing as how mens' shampoos hardly cater to such fine things. What are your secrets, Thor?
Apr 28th
heyitspepperpotts asked: THAT'S GOOD. I'M GLAD.
Apr 28th
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Anonymous asked: SPIN THE WHEEL THOR. YOU MUST SPIN THE WHEEL.
Apr 28th
iammakingperfectsense asked: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hey how you doin'
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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heyitspepperpotts asked: VERY WELL, AND YOU?
Apr 28th
Anonymous asked: Loki probably invented Legos. Little shit. He was the pain of my childhood.
Apr 28th
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kneel-to-your—king: ((ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS)) ((ASS ASS ASS STOP NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMER TIME LIKE…)) 
Apr 28th
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a-little-thunder asked: Pro tips for Thor cosplay - whom to ask, but the god himself? VGery limited budget, but infinite time. Help?
Apr 28th
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kneel-to-your--king asked: *throws chair at and happens to hit Thor's butt.* Close enough. Go smack the behinds of the next five you cross your dash lest you be cursed.
Apr 28th
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heyitspepperpotts asked: I MISSED YOU
Apr 28th
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Anonymous asked: Lego's are like fucking Ninjas. You swear you put it away. That you packed up every last piece. But no. They wait until you're not expecting it. Until you're finally carefree. Then, slide out of nowhere only to attack your foot. Don't be fooled.
Apr 28th
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heyitspepperpotts asked: THOR
Apr 28th
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ask-lcie-lightning-xiii asked: *Slaps Butt* Pass this on to the next 5 people on your dash.
Apr 28th
directorfuryisin asked: Your brother is a little damn shit
Apr 28th
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