kneel-to-your-king:

artverso:

Esad Ribic - Thor

//This looks like some staged over dramatic boy band/metal band promo poster

kneel-to-your-king:

artverso:

Esad Ribic - Thor

//This looks like some staged over dramatic boy band/metal band promo poster

ktceee:

Walk into the realm like whattup

ktceee:

Walk into the realm like whattup

(via kneel-to-your-king)

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Anonymous asked: Thor you just motherthundering scared the crap out of me and my hand slipped while I was making a blackberry apple crumble and I accidentally got lemon juice in a paper cut and you're SO NOT GETTING ANY OF THIS CRUMBLE NOW

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june2734:

Loki discovers the internet!

(via kneel-to-your-king)

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trashtalkingtophat asked: What would your advice to young, aspiring heroes be?

FROM ALL OF THE FILMS AND TELEVISION PROGRAMS I HAVE SEEN, I HAVE NOTICED THAT A HERO POSSESSES A DISTINCTIVE PHRASE.

I WOULD SUGGEST USING ONE WITH VAUGE DEFINITION AS TO ALLOW IT TO BE APPLICABLE TO A MULTITUDE OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

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lestat616 asked: Noble Thor, might I ask why there is Thor-sday but no Loki-sday?

I BELIEVE THERE WAS A DAY PARTICULARLY DEVOTED TO LOKI SOME WEEKS AGO, ON THE FIRST OF APRIL

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trashtalkingtophat asked: Strange. I've submitted many queries that have gone unanswered. Are you ignoring me, god of thunder?

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT HAVING BEEN RESPONSIVE, I HAVE SEEN THIS OCCURRENCE ON THE PORTALS OF OTHERS AS WELL. IT APPEARS THAT MY PORTAL OF INTERNETS IS FOND OF CONSUMING CERTAIN QUERIES.

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thedoctorplusone asked: what is your favorite place in Midgard?

I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ESTABLISHMENT DEVOTED TO FOODS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD

WHERE ONE CAN BREAK THEIR FAST AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY

I HAVE ENJOYED MANY OF THE PANCAKES FROM THIS INTERNATIONAL HOUSE

ALTHOUGH THEY DO NOT SEEM TO APPRECIATE THE QUANTITY OF WHICH I AM CAPABLE OF CONSUMING

MIDGARDIANS OF THE PORTAL OF TUMBLR

I FIND MYSELF WITH AN EXCESS OF TIME AND MINIMUM OF MEANS TO OCCUPY IT

SUBMIT YOUR QUERIES

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kneel-to-your--king asked: POPPED TARTS MAKE YOU FAT.

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POPPED TARTS MAKE YOU FAT?!?