Esad Ribic - Thor
//This looks like some staged over dramatic boy band/metal band promo poster
Anonymous asked: Thor you just motherthundering scared the crap out of me and my hand slipped while I was making a blackberry apple crumble and I accidentally got lemon juice in a paper cut and you're SO NOT GETTING ANY OF THIS CRUMBLE NOW

trashtalkingtophat asked: What would your advice to young, aspiring heroes be?
FROM ALL OF THE FILMS AND TELEVISION PROGRAMS I HAVE SEEN, I HAVE NOTICED THAT A HERO POSSESSES A DISTINCTIVE PHRASE.
I WOULD SUGGEST USING ONE WITH VAUGE DEFINITION AS TO ALLOW IT TO BE APPLICABLE TO A MULTITUDE OF CIRCUMSTANCES.
lestat616 asked: Noble Thor, might I ask why there is Thor-sday but no Loki-sday?
I BELIEVE THERE WAS A DAY PARTICULARLY DEVOTED TO LOKI SOME WEEKS AGO, ON THE FIRST OF APRIL
trashtalkingtophat asked: Strange. I've submitted many queries that have gone unanswered. Are you ignoring me, god of thunder?
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT HAVING BEEN RESPONSIVE, I HAVE SEEN THIS OCCURRENCE ON THE PORTALS OF OTHERS AS WELL. IT APPEARS THAT MY PORTAL OF INTERNETS IS FOND OF CONSUMING CERTAIN QUERIES.
thedoctorplusone asked: what is your favorite place in Midgard?
I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ESTABLISHMENT DEVOTED TO FOODS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD
WHERE ONE CAN BREAK THEIR FAST AT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY
I HAVE ENJOYED MANY OF THE PANCAKES FROM THIS INTERNATIONAL HOUSE
ALTHOUGH THEY DO NOT SEEM TO APPRECIATE THE QUANTITY OF WHICH I AM CAPABLE OF CONSUMING
MIDGARDIANS OF THE PORTAL OF TUMBLR
I FIND MYSELF WITH AN EXCESS OF TIME AND MINIMUM OF MEANS TO OCCUPY IT
SUBMIT YOUR QUERIES
kneel-to-your--king asked: POPPED TARTS MAKE YOU FAT.

POPPED TARTS MAKE YOU FAT?!?

